Myths and truths of IB.

1. Myth: IB gets you to reach new heights.
Truth: IB gets you in the middle of no where.
2. Myth: Getting 45 is the easiest thing ever!
Truth: I shall quote a friend: "The number 45 never looked so high". Believe me.
3. Myth: Writing a TOK essay doesn't sound that bad.
Truth: Believe me, it's the worst thing that could happen to you!
4. Myth: IB is interesting and intriguing.
Truth: IB is a fatal disease that kills slowly!
5. Myth: G4 projects are fun.
Truth: The person who thinks that is no less than a picklehead!
6. Myth: IB is sooooo COOL!!!
Truth: NOT!
7. Myth: IB students are protagonists. They are trained to make their own path to life's best destination.
Truth: IB students are NOT protagonists, they're just victims! IB trains them to make their own path to DOOM!
8. Myth: IB can get you into the best universities.
Truth: The chance of that are not really great. It can only happen if you are smart enough to get through and the possibilities of that are worse than those of "getting into the best uiversities"!
9. Myth: IB is the best curriculum by far.
Truth: Really? You may want to re-think and pay close attention to that one!
10. Myth: PODAR is one of the best for IB.
Truth: The next time a PODAR-ite hears someone saying that, they're going to shoot the idiot!